Kabvedlogont is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, smart ferret.

Kabvedlogont created a down quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabvedlogont, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kabvedlogont, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kabvedlogont's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Kabvedlogont's Holy Commandments

1. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from green birds, for they are unholy.

3. You must pray to Kabvedlogont five times a day.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kabvedlogont.