Vogsakgum is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, calm yak.

Vogsakgum created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vogsakgum, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Vogsakgum, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vogsakgum's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Vogsakgum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Run away if nine pigs approach from the east.

4. Vogsakgum loves doves, so they must be respected.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.