Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, omnipotent gnu.

Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Tiklithab Tomtipsafnur's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry voles.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never wear mauve hats.

5. Do not eat carrots.