Cadzanbogdad is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, stupid rhinoceros.

Cadzanbogdad created silver eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadzanbogdad, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cadzanbogdad, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cadzanbogdad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Cadzanbogdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.