Rigvidwap is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, temperamental unicorn.

Rigvidwap created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Rigvidwap, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Rigvidwap, she will turn you into a duck.

Rigvidwap's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Rigvidwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.