Fodgarmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, overgenerous skunk.

Fodgarmeg created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Fodgarmeg, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fodgarmeg, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Fodgarmeg's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Fodgarmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Put Fodgarmeg first in all things.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Do not dye your hair purple.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.