Cardud is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, charitable
crane.
Cardud created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cardud, it will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Cardud, it will send you a strongly worded letter.
Cardud's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Cardud's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Cardud must be the most important thing in your life.
5. Worship no other gods but Cardud.