Nuttbagnib is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, contented dove.

Nuttbagnib created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Nuttbagnib, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuttbagnib, he will be very unhappy.

Nuttbagnib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Nuttbagnib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mice.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never look at galaxies.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.