Garsaglin is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, stupid clam.

Garsaglin created the planet Jupiter three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Garsaglin, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Garsaglin, he will come to you in dreams.

Garsaglin's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Garsaglin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help sick doves.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.