Hamcip is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, flying crow.

Hamcip created vertebrates nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hamcip, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hamcip, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hamcip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Hamcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Run away if six ants approach from the west.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not wear orange clothing.