Binpincad is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, smart shrew.

Binpincad created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binpincad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Binpincad, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Binpincad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Binpincad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Binpincad's priests.

2. Worship no other gods but Binpincad.

3. Do not wear orange clothing.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.