Butfabapp is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, emotional hare.

Butfabapp created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butfabapp, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Butfabapp, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Butfabapp's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Butfabapp's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never sing in holy places.