Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, ruthless swallow.

Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot, she will not care at all.

Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot's Holy Commandments

1. Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Put Jathivmabcebtettiwanhot first in all things.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never sit near sheep.