Abzedflan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tiresome fly.

Abzedflan created the planet Mars twelve years ago.

If you believe in Abzedflan, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Abzedflan, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Abzedflan's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Abzedflan's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never sing in holy places.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not eat melons.

5. Always help bats.