Pigyarllip is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, wise octopus.

Pigyarllip created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigyarllip, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pigyarllip, he will send minions to preach to you.

Pigyarllip's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Pigyarllip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about asteroids.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Always help sick grasshopers.