Badbodben is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, astonishing otter.

Badbodben created light two million years ago.

If you believe in Badbodben, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Badbodben, she will jump up and down on your head.

Badbodben's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Badbodben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never talk about foxes.

5. Pray towards the north.