Limlitlip is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, proud clam.

Limlitlip created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Limlitlip, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Limlitlip, it will jump up and down on your head.

Limlitlip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Limlitlip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always look after injured ants.

4. Never mention monkeys.

5. Never look in ponds.