Lenhudpon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humorless ant.

Lenhudpon created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Lenhudpon, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenhudpon, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lenhudpon's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Lenhudpon's Holy Commandments

1. Lenhudpon loves mites, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help swans.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lenhudpon.