Kopcidstan is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able duck.

Kopcidstan created dark matter four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopcidstan, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kopcidstan, it will be very unhappy.

Kopcidstan's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Kopcidstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Kopcidstan loves voles, so they must be respected.

4. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

5. Never eat lentils.