Gamnellbarn is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, effective scorpion.

Gamnellbarn created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamnellbarn, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamnellbarn, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gamnellbarn's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gamnellbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never laugh near eagles.