Hubgadsas is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, all-powerful butterfly.

Hubgadsas created the universe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubgadsas, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Hubgadsas, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hubgadsas' most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Hubgadsas' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into yellow rooms.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hubgadsas.