Rakzogpig is a god.

She takes the form of a large, unsympathetic scorpion.

Rakzogpig created the Sol system two million years ago.

If you believe in Rakzogpig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Rakzogpig, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Rakzogpig's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Rakzogpig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Rakzogpig.

3. Never wear shorts.

4. Never wear red boots.

5. Feed all hungry tapirs.