Yamtofbod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, humorless sheep.

Yamtofbod created an electron nine million years ago.

If you believe in Yamtofbod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Yamtofbod, she will cry a lot.

Yamtofbod's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yamtofbod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight squirrels approach from the north.

2. Do not hurt frogs.

3. Always obey Yamtofbod's priests.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.