Jabponapp is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, temperamental fox.

Jabponapp created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Jabponapp, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Jabponapp, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jabponapp's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jabponapp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Jabponapp on top of all buildings.

2. Do not take Jabponapp's name in vain.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. You must pray to Jabponapp nine times a day.

5. Respect your elders.