Cisslegcengig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, intelligent shark.

Cisslegcengig created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cisslegcengig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cisslegcengig, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cisslegcengig's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cisslegcengig's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never sit near nematodes.

4. Never skip in the presence of great tits.

5. Always treat capybaras with great respect.