Godveengeplak is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, selfish narwhal.

Godveengeplak created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Godveengeplak, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Godveengeplak, it will turn you into a goat.

Godveengeplak's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Godveengeplak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never talk about snakes.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Put Godveengeplak first in all things.