Komsandhan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced zebra.

Komsandhan created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Komsandhan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Komsandhan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Komsandhan's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Komsandhan's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Komsandhan on top of important buildings.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Komsandhan.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.