Benbadpan is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, almighty lion.

Benbadpan created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benbadpan, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Benbadpan, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Benbadpan's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Benbadpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat corn.

2. Do not dye your hair orange.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.