Limdogxen is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, kind goat.

Limdogxen created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Limdogxen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Limdogxen, it will send minions to preach to you.

Limdogxen's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Limdogxen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat oranges.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Limdogxen.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

4. Limdogxen loves tapirs, so they must be honoured.

5. Put Limdogxen first in all things.