Gabwotyarbestqueeg is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, proud coyote.

Gabwotyarbestqueeg created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gabwotyarbestqueeg, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gabwotyarbestqueeg, he will not invite you to parties.

Gabwotyarbestqueeg's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gabwotyarbestqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Do not take Gabwotyarbestqueeg's name in vain.

5. Always obey Gabwotyarbestqueeg's priests.