Fligmigrutt is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing wombat.

Fligmigrutt created dark matter six million years ago.

If you believe in Fligmigrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fligmigrutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fligmigrutt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fligmigrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed grapes to birds while wearing pink kilts.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.
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