Fligmigrutt is a god.
He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, astonishing
wombat.
Fligmigrutt created dark matter six million years ago.
If you believe in
Fligmigrutt, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fligmigrutt, he will destroy your favourite solar system.
Fligmigrutt's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.
Fligmigrutt's Holy Commandments1. Never feed grapes to birds while wearing pink kilts.
2. Never talk about gravity.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.