Vedsatflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, quiet centipede.

Vedsatflap created the Cigar Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedsatflap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vedsatflap, it will boil you in a big pot.

Vedsatflap's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Vedsatflap's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near bats.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never eat cherries.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.