Yikkarhak is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unfair hyena.

Yikkarhak created the planet Earth nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yikkarhak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yikkarhak, it will turn you into a duck.

Yikkarhak's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Yikkarhak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always wear green.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not kill shrews.