Quatstikmum is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, egotistical dragon.

Quatstikmum created Mount Everest eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quatstikmum, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quatstikmum, it will turn you into a sheep.

Quatstikmum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Quatstikmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never sing in the presence of ducks.

3. Quatstikmum loves whales, so they must be honoured.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Hide if six monkeys approach from the south.