Fobmon is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome lobster.

Fobmon created light four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobmon, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobmon, it will turn you into a snail.

Fobmon's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Fobmon's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never talk about amino acids.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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