Dossjabyamcan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, charitable wolf.

Dossjabyamcan created the Virgo Supercluster three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossjabyamcan, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dossjabyamcan, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dossjabyamcan's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dossjabyamcan's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry otters.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never talk about goats.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never sit near snakes.