Nulyatcet is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, weak badger.

Nulyatcet created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nulyatcet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Nulyatcet, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Nulyatcet's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Nulyatcet's Holy Commandments

1. Nulyatcet loves sheep, so they must be respected.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat beans.

5. Never think ill of sick great tits.