Dussnat is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, temperamental deer.

Dussnat created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Dussnat, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dussnat, it will be very unhappy.

Dussnat's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Dussnat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Erect eight nickel sculptures of Dussnat on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Pray towards the east.