Fattamlan is a god.

She takes the form of a small, egotistical butterfly.

Fattamlan created a top quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fattamlan, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fattamlan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fattamlan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Fattamlan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Always wear violet.

3. Fattamlan loves mites, so they must be respected.

4. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.