Fattamlan is a god.
She takes the form of a small, egotistical
butterfly.
Fattamlan created a top quark eight million years ago.
If you believe in
Fattamlan, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Fattamlan, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Fattamlan's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.
Fattamlan's Holy Commandments1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.
2. Always wear violet.
3. Fattamlan loves mites, so they must be respected.
4. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.