Jarncatxen is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong jaguar.

Jarncatxen created an atom three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jarncatxen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jarncatxen, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Jarncatxen's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Jarncatxen's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Jarncatxen.

4. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.