Gudmotpop is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful ant.

Gudmotpop created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudmotpop, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gudmotpop, he will turn you into a rat.

Gudmotpop's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gudmotpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear red corsets.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Gudmotpop.

4. Do not kill eagles.

5. Run away if four shrews approach from the north.