Sawgemfub is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, kind goose.

Sawgemfub created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgemfub, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sawgemfub, he will cry a lot.

Sawgemfub's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Sawgemfub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Sawgemfub's priests.

2. Never wear blue ear rings.

3. Hide from violet nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sawgemfub.