Litnullwik is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, merciless goat.

Litnullwik created an electron eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Litnullwik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Litnullwik, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Litnullwik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Litnullwik's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at comets.

2. You must pray to Litnullwik nine times a day.

3. Do not trade with those who eat beans.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Run away if three whales approach from the west.