Neljarnbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, conceited ant.

Neljarnbarn created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Neljarnbarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Neljarnbarn, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Neljarnbarn's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Neljarnbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.