Haskopbissratdan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident alligator.

Haskopbissratdan created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Haskopbissratdan, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Haskopbissratdan, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Haskopbissratdan's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Haskopbissratdan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight bats approach from the south.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.