Hudsadmutrull is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, deceitful turtle.

Hudsadmutrull created the Milkyway eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hudsadmutrull, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hudsadmutrull, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Hudsadmutrull's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Hudsadmutrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shirts.

2. You must love Hudsadmutrull.

3. Always look after injured capybaras.

4. Never mention rats.

5. Never look in ponds.