Wanbisstadjennurdot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm lion.

Wanbisstadjennurdot created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Wanbisstadjennurdot, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Wanbisstadjennurdot, he will turn you into a sheep.

Wanbisstadjennurdot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Wanbisstadjennurdot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not hurt porpoises.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.