Stiphamlag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, prudent bat.

Stiphamlag created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stiphamlag, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Stiphamlag, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Stiphamlag's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Stiphamlag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not take Stiphamlag's name in vain.

3. Always help sick monkeys.

4. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

5. You must love Stiphamlag.