Banafdib is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful snake.

Banafdib created bats five billion years ago.

If you believe in Banafdib, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Banafdib, she will turn you into a plant.

Banafdib's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Banafdib's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Always wear fawn.

3. Hide if nine ants approach from the north.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Always stare at clouds.