Mipdussdob is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, effective toad.

Mipdussdob created dark matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Mipdussdob, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Mipdussdob, she will try to impress you with trees.

Mipdussdob's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Mipdussdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about galaxies.

3. Never feed parsnips to ducks while wearing blue hats.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never sit near turtles.